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i'd rather be asleep

LOOK AT MY FACE. or don't. I don't actually care. obsessed with my kitties like every other person on the internet.
Mar 16 '14
I knit my first #shawl! #iwokeuplikedis #noreallyidid

I knit my first #shawl! #iwokeuplikedis #noreallyidid

Jan 1 '14

Happy new year I hate myself and probably you too

Nov 13 '13

whats-left-of-the-assassins:

abbythecatlover:

chubbymon:

portentouscatastrophe:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

holy shit I’m trying this

(Source: toothytyrant)

Oct 30 '13
beatonna:

beatonna:

HALLOWEEN QUIZ
1.  How can you tell if the unknown party guest is the Devil?- He has cloven feet - He turned the television on to MTV (grandma was right!)- He’s all like “hey baby, I’m burnin’ up here cause you’re so hot and I’m Satan”- He’s checking out your copy of the Malleus Maleficarum all casual like it’s not weird2.  Who was Jack the Ripper, really?- The Earl of Toffee, heir to Her Majesty’s cabbages- Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe- Moriarty, damn his eyes! He’s the Napoleon of crime!- El Chupacabra 3.  How can I tell thou art a witch?- For thou hast cavorted with Satan in a sexy way- Because I could really use thy farmland if thou happened to be a witch- For the milk has gone sour and I understand science not- For thou won’t consent to a simple drowning test, the premise “offends thy good sense”4.  Before Jack o’ Lanterns, Celtic cultures used: - The carved heads of your enemies- Bog sacrifice of your enemies- Oatmeal in the shape of a face (of your enemies)- Jack o’ turnips5.  Which Malevolent Old Woman Spirit from Japan is the scariest?- Cackling old woman- Old woman bleeding from the eyes- Floating head of weeping old woman- Old woman inquiring about your marital status 6.  What is the only thing that can kill a werewolf?- Silver bulletin- Strychnine - Rock n’ roll- Pile driver7.  Should we pick up this spectral hitchhiker?- Only if he will share his weed- No way, they’re jerks! You give them a ride and then they vanish without saying thanks- Only if they’re doing that thing where you stick your leg out- I don’t trust those spectral hitchhikers, they’re all the same, but I’m not racist or anything8.  Trick or:- Treacle- Train- Tits- El Chupacabra9.  If you say “Bloody Mary” three times, what will you see in the mirror?- The Virgin Mary (this answer is blasphemous, circle only if you are willing to go to confession immediately)- “Bawdy Mary?” this spell is broken- A bartender who heard you the first time- A scorching hot hag (if you’re into hags)10. What do the zombies want?- Brains- Brians
Please circle your answers in blood (obviously) and submit your papers via séance

I reblogged a link to this quiz I made last year, but deleted it, this is better!  The whole darn thing.
Happy Halloween!

beatonna:

beatonna:

HALLOWEEN QUIZ


1.  How can you tell if the unknown party guest is the Devil?
- He has cloven feet
- He turned the television on to MTV (grandma was right!)
- He’s all like “hey baby, I’m burnin’ up here cause you’re so hot and I’m Satan”
- He’s checking out your copy of the Malleus Maleficarum all casual like it’s not weird

2.  Who was Jack the Ripper, really?
- The Earl of Toffee, heir to Her Majesty’s cabbages
- Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe
- Moriarty, damn his eyes! He’s the Napoleon of crime!
- El Chupacabra

3.  How can I tell thou art a witch?
- For thou hast cavorted with Satan in a sexy way
- Because I could really use thy farmland if thou happened to be a witch
- For the milk has gone sour and I understand science not
- For thou won’t consent to a simple drowning test, the premise “offends thy good sense”

4.  Before Jack o’ Lanterns, Celtic cultures used:
- The carved heads of your enemies
- Bog sacrifice of your enemies
- Oatmeal in the shape of a face (of your enemies)
- Jack o’ turnips

5.  Which Malevolent Old Woman Spirit from Japan is the scariest?
- Cackling old woman
- Old woman bleeding from the eyes
- Floating head of weeping old woman
- Old woman inquiring about your marital status

6.  What is the only thing that can kill a werewolf?
- Silver bulletin
- Strychnine
- Rock n’ roll
- Pile driver

7.  Should we pick up this spectral hitchhiker?
- Only if he will share his weed
- No way, they’re jerks! You give them a ride and then they vanish without saying thanks
- Only if they’re doing that thing where you stick your leg out
- I don’t trust those spectral hitchhikers, they’re all the same, but I’m not racist or anything

8.  Trick or:
- Treacle
- Train
- Tits
- El Chupacabra

9.  If you say “Bloody Mary” three times, what will you see in the mirror?
- The Virgin Mary (this answer is blasphemous, circle only if you are willing to go to confession immediately)
- “Bawdy Mary?” this spell is broken
- A bartender who heard you the first time
- A scorching hot hag (if you’re into hags)

10. What do the zombies want?
- Brains
- Brians

Please circle your answers in blood (obviously) and submit your papers via séance

I reblogged a link to this quiz I made last year, but deleted it, this is better!  The whole darn thing.

Happy Halloween!

Sep 27 '13
Sep 21 '13

zestydoesthings:

The Real Monsters are reborn! 

Upon getting so much attention for my previous designs, I wanted to redesign the monsters and develop the concept a little more. You’ll notice most of the monsters have subtle alterations and the descriptions have been changed to better reflect my original concepts.

Over the coming weeks I will release more (never seen before) monsters and will also release concept sketches and developmental work for each monster shown here- So stay tuned! (They may also be little animations…)

Disclaimer: The artwork is not at all intended to make light of these conditions but instead is intended to give these intangible mental illnesses some substance and make them appear more beatable as physical entities. 

All work (c)Toby Allen 2013

Sep 21 '13

thugkitchen:

YOU NEED TO EAT SOME GODDAMN BREAKFAST. Thug Kitchen and Cooking Comically teamed up to serve your ass some peach pancakes. We also wanted to say congratu-fuckin-lations to Tyler for his upcoming cookbook dropping October 1st. I can’t wait to read that shit.

Sep 13 '13
autostraddle:

Please Don’t Thank Me for Loving My WifeI write about radical issues for mainstream publishers, so, in addition to dancing around to put…View Post

autostraddle:

Please Don’t Thank Me for Loving My Wife

I write about radical issues for mainstream publishers, so, in addition to dancing around to put…

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Sep 13 '13

(Source: vaultdweller)

Aug 18 '13

albinwonderland:

acceber74:

When I started transition, almost 14 years ago, I imagined, I had this fantasy, that I would start taking hormones and in a few years, I was gonna blend in and no one would ever know that I was trans. I could just live my life undetected. And I knew a lot of trans folks like that, it was presented as the goal of transitioning. 

When I realized that I wasn’t blending in effortlessly, I had to sort of to reevaluate things for myself. I had to begin to think about and I’ve begin to own this transgender thing. It became something that I had to say, "Well, this is who I am." (x)

Flawless woman is flawless. 

ily laverne

(Source: feyminism)